Boy Pleeeez!

This man sends me into a menopausal state though

Got me out here with my face catching a young hot flush and my cheeks burning up…

makin’ me catch a fever like that.

He must’ve lost his damn mind, walking into the privacy of my mind like that,

Doesn’t he know though?

You don’t have a lady flustered like that, you’ll make a lady lose her mind like that.

How dare he have me scrambling my words like that?

I mean I’m little miss “I-can-construct-a-sentence-in-my-sleep”,

Now I’m out here getting my tenses wrong, pronouncing my words different,

Getting this grammar thing completely failed.

“I’m fine and you thanx?”…

*closes eyes and slaps forehead*

uhhmmm can we do that again… I really wasn’t ready that time.

I’m not usually like this you know?

How dare he have me standing here working this hard to maintain composure.

*Three tier finger snap*

No

            he

didn’t

* pouts*

This man though

This man (must have) cast a spell on me though

Uhhm excuse me sir, I’m really not tryina smile right now,

I’m supposed to be pulling a diva stance right now,

I’m on my Naomi Campbell pout right now

My Maya Angelou walk straight, put a subtle swing in your hip and a little click in your heal and a spring in my step,

Don’t that make me look a little phenomenal right now?

What do you meeeeeaan “hey beautiful how you doin’?”

I cannot afford to blush with these defined cheekbones getting all rosey and plump right now,

I am trying to look vogue thank you very much

*clicks tongue*

How dare he have me walking around here with this glow on my face

*Three tier finger snap*

No

             he

didn’t

* pouts*

This man though

This man is real audacious though

The nerve…what is he doing looking at me?

I am trying exhibit poise and confidence here,

How he has me checking my hair off that reflective surface over there,

Wondering if my outfit is still looking spruced and proper like it did in the mirror earlier

He better not smile at…

*gasps*

He smiled… how selfish

Now I’m over here feeling all tingley and teenage

Excuse me sir… can we please just respect my pose right now?

This man: “lookin’ beautiful as always”

HOWWWWW DAAAARRRRREEE YYYOOOOUUU…

Theri: “thank you, you don’t look too shabby yourself”

Aaahhhh crap, I just blushed

Why does he do this?

I do not freak out…

He better ask somebody

Got me out here getting sparkley eyed and disoriented

Putting me on that India Arie train living out that brown skin typa tip

(except he’s more of a caramelish hazel type of brown)

But “everytime he comes around, something magnetic pulls me and I can’t get out”

Can I be allowed to stay together though? Gee whizzz.

This man though…

With all his wholesome deliciousness (it’s not a real word I know),

His well groomed gorgeousness,

All that handsome attractiveness (that one too)

…if I don’t see him today I’ll definitely miss him,

If I don’t see him today I’ll catch a proper young depression…

aaahh snap! Is that a zit?

Please let him not come by here today… please please please universe don’t send him this way today

…ohhhhh shhhiiiiippppp

Look who’s here

We do it all again… and everyday…again.

*calls on Naomi Campbell, Dr Maya Angelou powers and only receives India Arie smiles*

“morning, fine and you thanx?”

*sighs*