Serendipity

Excuse me sir,
but I really wasn’t looking for you.
Don’t mind these flirtatious eyes and this alluring smile,
I was just tryina look approachable,
but I really didn’t mean for you to notice me.
Sounds a bit silly I know,
But that running my fingers over the rim of the glass thing,
That was just for dramatic effect,
I really wasn’t tryna catch your attention.

Now I know how this might sound a little confusing,
But it really isn’t what it looks like.

And I know the lighting from where you were standing
might have made it look like I was waiting for you to walk over here,
But quite honestly, I didn’t even notice you standing there in all your perspicacious glory.
I do apologise.

Though I must admit,
Your way with words and your command over this language that isn’t even ours,
And how you speak so confidently,
Has got me kinda curious,
Left me with all these butterflies in my tummy,
And a fire in my cheeks,
Oh dear goodness, my GOSH!
Blushing is such hard work,
You’ve got my mind wandering.

I’m wondering.

No wait a minute hold up…
I really didn’t mean to say that,
You’ll have to excuse me mister,
It must be this wine sinking in,
I’m far too reserved to ever admit anything like this,
At least not out loud,
Oh gosh I should’nt have said that either

*note to self: breathe Theri he’s winning.

Look I’m real sorry mister,
Please excuse this enigmatic allure.
I didn’t mean to attract you,
really,
I was just tryina look cool and somewhat attractive,
Though honestly I didn’t think anyone was looking.

I was just over here bein pretty about mindin my own business,
I really wasn’t checking for you.

But since you’re here…
You ARE kinda cute *wink wink*

Wait but hold on,
you do need to back up a little bit,
I’m way too phly to let down my guard,
That kinda stuff is a little too scary,
I’m tryina be in control here you know,
And I’m sorry mister,
But you are not allowed to walk over here and make me feel like I should lose my mind *pouts*

I’m really not lookin for you sir,
But since you’re here,
You might as well stay.
I uhhmmm… think it’s kinda cool how you
make me wanna smile,
How you make me wanna think,
How you make me wanna uhhmmm…
Have some more of this wine,
And while we’re on this,
Hang on a minute while I fill up my empty glass,
These grapes are really starting to bring out the best in you,
I mean me…
And them…
Wait what?

Anyway, you need to just excuse me,
I’m starting to feel like I might be selling my charm a little bit short,
But that’s only because I wouldn’t know what to do once we both admit I’m awesome,
I’ll probably have to give up all this control,
And I’m a bit of a control freak so I’m really not tryna ride THAT train.
Wait I’m just gonna keep quiet now,
cause I think I’ve said enough,
Would you like some wine?
Because seriously, this is some good wine.